Welcome to The Squit Squad (we are not a clan) Website!  
It's all about Left 4 Dead and those wacky Infected, and we are happy to have you along for the ride.  Unlike college, now being infected can be cool.  When you play on the Mothership Server, there are a few things you should know...so poke around, log on, and pray that bad taste in your mouth is just blood...		  

 
Boomers have more bile, and can project it a greater distance.  They have a faster recharge time.  They still are clumsy and embarrassed to be seen in public.  They still live in their Mom's basement....and all they want is a hug....so give 'em one, Elvis!  (A.K.A. "Buttertits")
Hunters have double the pounce damage, so yes...you can finally hit a 50 if you have the skills to pay the bills.  The nasty part is that slash damage is really amped up, so you're not out there just grab-assing when you miss a pounce.  You can really bitch slap....a few strokes can make mincemeat of a survivor.  (A.K.A. "Bad Dog")
Smokers have been turned from your weird uncle into one of the baddest dudes in all of Infectedland...honestly, these guys in the right hands are just nightmares.  Longer tongue, faster drag, harder ass-whoopin' when they grab you, and a faster recharge time between smokes....Hey...that's just like that chick "Raoul The Pool Boy" dated!  (A.K.A. "The Marlboro Man")
Tanks used to have all the fun...and this one is still pretty hard to handle.  The good news is that he burns faster when you set him on fire.  The bad news is he runs faster and will probably teabag you if he catches you...so don't let him catch you.  (A.K.A. "Monkey Boy")
 

"Hey Guys...How can I play on the Squit Squad Mothership Server any time I want to?"

- Signed, A. Noobie

(For the Mothership)
ms_force_dedicated_server 208.167.246.163:27015

(For the Drunk Tank)
ms_force_dedicated_server 208.167.246.69:27015

(For the Spank Castle)
ms_force_dedicated_server 208.167.245.195:27015

Copy the line above. Start your game, and make a lobby. Hit the ~ key and open the console. Paste the line in, and hit submit. Hit the ~ key to close the console. When you start the game, it should start on the Squit Server...you'll know by the welcome messages.  BTW, Cheats are not on, so don't try...anyone caught cheating will be banned from the server permanently...then we will go to your house and ban your family...and your little dog, too.

MEMBERS
SECTION
 Type Username
 then Password


 
The Survivors have learned a few new tricks, too.  There's a few more medkits for them laying around (they'll need them), and they can actually crawl around once they've been incapped...sounds silly, but it really is useful...and most of all, it's funny as hell.  Something really important:  FIRE = BAD!!!  You can't toss a Molly down and clear a room, then skip away like you're made of asbestos anymore.  The fire damage is more "real-life".  Best of all, you can help your pal up in about a third of the time it used to take....so, get back in the game, Francis!
 
The Witch is always a fun time...and in this case, she's the same old Jersey Girl with a little shorter fuse.  She'll get loud and sassy long before you get close enough to crown her...but if you try, you better be fast.  If she get's her Lee Press On Nails in you, she'll kill you a lot faster than she used to.  Better idea...dump her and go out with her "not as hot but nicer" wingman...you just might get some action and not die.  "Hey Zoey...you got a sister?"


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 SQUIT SQUAD has 3 SERVERS...
The Mothership , The Drunk Tank, and The Spank Castle!